Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Like a Rat in a Maze

I was asked to fill out a blogging survey by some eggheads at the University of Kentucky. I think the “University” is located upstairs above a whore house or something. I told them, “Yea, give me damn thing. I’ll fill it out.” They’d probably send goons to my house to rough me up if I didn’t. You know how those University types are. I got a professor mad at me once during my short and unimpressive stint at college. The son of a bitch tried to run me down in the parking lot! So I know how to play ball we these guys.

The survey was 14 questions and who knows what the hell they are trying to find out. They might as well have asked me to bend over so they could probe me where God didn’t intend me to be probed. I like girls and I don’t want to have sex with my mother! All right, is that what you sick-os want from me?

Maybe I shouldn’t have drank so much before filling out the survey this evening. I get a little nervous about these sorts of things. Oh well, to hell with them! If I could standfp now I’dv asdf I wopsefbv xdfgb

7 comments:

jagolbec said...

Rough day with the routers, eh Greg?

M. A. said...

Oh, my!

Eureka Observer said...

I would say tonight is not a good night to be using power tools.

Katherine said...

The whorehouse is down the street from the university.

Greg said...

I’m trying out different personas for the blog. That one I call “Angry Pete”. Was that too much? Should I not have written that?

moggiesten said...

Well, Greg, if Google tailors its ads to what is written on the blog I think "Angry Pete" needs his own blog. I am lookin at "Pretty Mexican Brides" and "AntiVirus Protection" right now. hmmmmmmm Didn't know Google was into that.

Marilyn

Greg said...

Anything to drive those add revenues up. Am I right?


Hmmm, pretty Mexican brides? That sounds like just what Angry Pete needs.