Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Your Mission, Mr. Petch…

Should you chose to except it, is to create a series of base storage units.

First you must infiltrate this highly fortified garage complex.

Inside you will find a pile of what may appear to be garbage. This garbage is in fact a pile of wood that you and your selected team highly trained MI agents will use to build a pair of sophisticated base storage unit.

Due to budget cuts, the only thing you or your agents will be allowed to use is a shoddy assortment of used, scratch and dent, bottom of the line tools that have been haphazardly thrown together over the last 5 years. As always, if you or any of your agents should create junky storage units any knowledge you, your agents, or your mission will be disavowed.


Name: Sadie
a.k.a. Ms. Snuglepuss
Requires constant attention.
Sleeps and eats too much.
Refuses to do what she is told.
Has no redeeming value for the mission

Name: Mortimer
a.k.a. Fat Butt
Prone to violent out bursts.
Sheds a lot.
Roams the neighborhood too much.
Has no redeeming value for the mission

Good luck Mr. Petch. This blog entry will self destruct in 5 seconds.


Amanda said...

This is just about the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thank you and good luck!

deb said...

hahahaha! you so crazy!

Kristin said...

hee hee, funny. And I for one vote for more pictures of your "agents."

Greg said...

For the record I want to state that I have not, nor will I ever, refer to my cat, or any other cat, as Ms. Snugglepus. Anyone who says different is a filthy liar.

Jenne said...

what pretty kitties! er..I mean agents! :)

Beth said...

Your team looks about as helpful as ours.

merideth said... are just so funny! Your house is looking great by the way!!

Jocelyn said...

I think you need some better backup(wink)- but they are awfully fetching. nice photos too.

Greg said...

Yes, I really need better backup. I really think that I will never finish this house on my own. This will be my swan song.

slateberry said...

They both have extremely self-satisfied smirks, as if to say, "Ah yes, our humble servant Greg...he's doing all of this hard work for us and our magnificent domain."