Friday, August 18, 2006

HouseBlog Want Ads

Philanthropist Wanted

No experience necessary. Will train the right person. Knowledge of wire transfers or the ability to write checks helpful. The right candidate will have excess money and maybe a love of Victorian architecture. Should be willing to pay so that others can work hard at what they love to do. No travel necessary. Opening positions starting at $30,000 a year with plenty of room for advancement. Here at The Petch House we are an equal opportunity employer. Old money, endowments, trust funds, foundations, or the Nuevo Riche are welcome to apply.

Please contact Greg at ASAP. We wish to fill this position immediately!

1 comment:

Construction Deal said...

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